Friday, March 30, 2012

WWotD - 30 March 2012

Of all the things that can be gained from having cars drive themselves... of all the beautiful, memorable, and intriguing places that it can take us to... I have to say, it's the simple pleasures like Taco Bell that warm my heart (and after a coupla Taco Bell specials, warms the bedsheets).





im·pe·tus

 noun \ˈim-pə-təs\

Definition of IMPETUS

1
(1) : a driving force : impulse (2) : incentivestimulusb : stimulation or encouragement resulting in increased activity
2
: the property possessed by a moving body in virtue of its mass and its motion —used of bodies moving suddenly or violently to indicate the origin and intensity of the motion
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/impetus

Thursday, March 29, 2012

WWotD - 29 March 2012

So it looks like the old debate over adding a <dislike> button to Facebook has a new angle: someone has created an app add-in for an <enemy> designation. I'm fascinated by Facebook not adding a <dislike> button (per the article, they consider it a low priority), and how it opens up a discussion about social media as a "positive" environment versus an "unrealistically positive" environment.

It's a small piece of an entire area of philosophy that emerged in the past ten years (and is even more fascinating to me): ethics and emerging technologies. Technology gives us so many more ways to interact and communicate with each other, but its breakneck evolution is in a vacuum outside of our ability to consider the implications to society. Could anyone have predicted how ubiquitous cell phone usage would become (a topic about whose impact I've already covered)? Similarly, Facebook is now a big part of many people's lives...but how do we impact what Facebook is and how does Facebook impact what we as a people are? I contracted "Facebook fatigue" last year because I realized that Facebook made me obsessed with other people's egoism and with my own egoism. The details of my life are (and should be) important to me, but they are not important to anyone else (nor should they be). People ascribe importance to the written word because historically writing and writers were scarce commodities, and thus limited to matters of importance.* Now we all write about every little thing and nothing, and every little thing is important and thus nothing is important.

It's a magnificently absorbing study-in-progress of how our society is evolving.

* Yes, I get that writing a blog is also egoistic. But in this particular case no one reads my blog, and I expect no interaction with other people. It's like screaming in space. This is more comfortable to me than Facebook, where my <friends> will <like> what I say and comment about what I say and I will <like> how <friends> react to it.


Ludd·ite

 noun \ˈlə-ˌdīt\

Definition of LUDDITE

: one of a group of early 19th century English workmen destroying laborsaving machinery as a protest; broadly : one who is opposed to especially technological change


from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/luddite

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

WWotD - 28 March 2012

I'm not sure I get this commercial:



I understand that their product is an attempt to offer a "lite" or "healthier" version of beer. I kinda get that the commercial is saying it's part of a "healthy" lifestyle (but I won't buy that idea until after I accept Polka Rap as a valid form of music). But what's the deal with the Irish drinking song? Miller Brewing is as American as apple pie, reality TV and obesity caused by excessive imbibing of beer. I think they missed the mark at engaging the audience. Maybe they should have tried the angle of "indulge responsibly"?


misconstrue

 verb
to fail to understand the true or actual meaning of <claimed that the press had misconstrued her comments>
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/thesaurus/misconstrue

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

WWotD - 27 March 2012

I don't care that it's lowbrow humor. I don't care that it's laughing at something natural and commonplace. Dammit, farting is always funny. Unless you promise me the sound of fish farting and fail to deliver. I listened a half dozen times and heard nothing but white noise. They have to deliver on the fart. No fart = no funny.*

I do give extra credit for "ichthyological flatulence" because I got a good chuckle out of reading that.

* Watching me listen to the video and getting ticked at hearing nothing is kinda funny. In fact, it would be a beautifully subtle April Fools Day prank.


fla·tus

 noun \ˈflā-təs\

Definition of FLATUS

: gas generated in the stomach or bowels
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/flatus

Saturday, March 24, 2012

WWotD - 24 March 2012

Holy seventy million dollar ring!!!!!!!

150 carat Diamond Ring by Shawish
You can have me or a small country
 It took a year to create this 150 karat behemoth. And it'll take about a year for your eyesight to recover from looking at it. Or a year of intense physical training for your arm to carry this bad boy on your finger.


1prof·li·gate

 adj \ˈprä-fli-gət, -ˌgāt\

Definition of PROFLIGATE

1
: wildly extravagant <profligate spending>
2
: completely given up to dissipation and licentiousness<leading a profligate life>
— prof·li·gate·ly adverb
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/profligate

Thursday, March 22, 2012

WWotD - 22 March 2012

Back when there was talk about making Dallas into a movie (Travolta as JR and JLo as Sue Ellen)*, I swore that if it ever happened I was going to give up American movies. So now that the show is being revamped for TNT, am I required to stop watching American TV?

<faints>

I need the alpha waves that lull me into a torpor. I can't give it up. And, of course,

J.R. and Bobby and no guns [yet] http://www.tnt.tv/series/dallas/
                       
it has some of the original cast, so I have my miserable excuse to keep watching TV. Yay?

* Argh, does this mean that it could still be turned into a movie??? I guess I'd better find out more about foreign films :S

be·lie

 verb \bi-ˈlī, bē-\
be·liedbe·ly·ing

Definition of BELIE

transitive verb
1
a : to give a false impression ofb : to present an appearance not in agreement with
2
a : to show (something) to be false or wrongb : to run counter to : contradict
3
: disguise 3

Tuesday, March 20, 2012

WWotD - 20 March 2012

So what is the deal with Mike Daisey? It's interesting that people presumed he was telling the whole truth, when at best he was going for truthiness. Daisey's reasoning is that "this isn't about me lying to you or anyone else. This is about me doing everything I could to get the media to pay attention to an issue that had previously been ignored but that now, thank goodness, has been properly covered and verified." For others, this reasoning is on par with "the ends justify the means." While I don't have all of the facts, I pretty much side with the latter interpretation. He's appeared on news programs to present his "material" without any kind of disclaimer as to the veracity of his stories. Whatever he wants to present on the stage is his business (literally), but don't go on the news and present made up stories*. If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, then by God it shouldn't be an aardvark.

     =/= 

If Daisey wants to convince people that there are severe issues with the manufacturing plants in China, making stories up dissipates the severity of actual problems that [might?] exist. So he's made his point...but pretty much destroyed any other points he looks to make in the future.

* This of course presumes that the news maintains a level of journalistic integrity.

fab·u·list

 noun \ˈfa-byə-list\

Definition of FABULIST

1
: a creator or writer of fables
2
: liar
— fabulist or fab·u·lis·tic  adjective
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fabulist

Friday, March 16, 2012

WWotD - 16 March 2012

Two important notes about this awesome video:

1- Why is it called the "Bensonhurst" (i.e. Brooklyn NY) spelling bee, when all of the actors are better known for their relationship to Jersey?
2- How, and I mean how, could they NOT spell 'gabagool'? Wanna know what that is, you go here in Jersey to find out (and if you go there, you must order the fresh 'mutz' or 'mutzadel' which is to DIE (or kill) for ;) ).

Marron!




ar·got

 noun \ˈär-gət, -(ˌ)gō\



Definition of ARGOT

: an often more or less secret vocabulary and idiom peculiar to a particular group <shoved into a taxi by a porter whoseargot I couldn't understand — Allen Tate>
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/argot

Thursday, March 15, 2012

WWotD - 15 March 2012

I was watching the new episode of South Park last night titled "Reverse Cowgirl" and had an epiphany... toilet seats need to be re-engineered*. Why have we allowed this atrocity to go on for so long? How many relationships have been ruined by the seat down/seat up dilemma? It seems like such an easy thing to fix.

What if there was something like a pedal where a man stands when he does his business? When he steps on the pedal the cover and seat go up, and when the man steps off the pedal the seat (slooowly) goes down. How about that: it doesn't even take any effort (in fact, it's less effort since the lid doesn't have to be raised manually!).

To quote Dr. Frank-N-Furter, "Don't dream it...be it!"

*Assuming you don't have $6400 to buy the technological masterpiece that is the Kohler Numi:
Numi Integrated Toilet
Because everyone wants to see me poop on a $6400 toilet...
Or if you want cheaper luxury you can get Kohler's fancy toilet seat for @ $2000.


en·vis·age

 verb \in-ˈvi-zij, en-\
en·vis·ageden·vis·ag·ing

Definition of ENVISAGE

transitive verb
1
: to view or regard in a certain way <envisages the slum as a hotbed of crime>
2
: to have a mental picture of especially in advance of realization <envisages an entirely new system of education>
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/envisage

Wednesday, March 14, 2012

WWotD - 14 March 2012

I read an article called "Great American Losers", comparing the trope of modern American male writers writing about omega-type modern emo men versus the trope of the bravura of alpha males at the center of Sixties and Seventies novels (and the American alpha male writers who created them). The article goes on to explain that where older and newer novelists meet is the male characters maintain their self-absorption; older novels have men obsess about how awesome they are, and newer novels have men obsess how execrable they are. Why the change occurred?


"The younger American novelists, they want to be liked. <...> The male novelists performing elaborate genuflections toward female readers are perhaps not exactly bargaining so much as trying to draw us into a new contract: I, the author, promise always to acknowledge my characters’ narcissism, and you, in return, will continue to take an interest in it. Okay? Agreed? Sign on the dotted line please, Ms., and I will countersign my book for you."


But really, what's to like about these losers? Modern women [allegedly] cheer for these guys in fiction, but in reality women don't want losers. Emo translates well in fantasy [drama drama DRAMA!!!], but living with a guy who always steals your eyeliner and talks about how much the world sucks is a bit of a Debbie Downer. Modern men [allegedly] sympathize with these characters in fiction, but men don't exist in a world of complete desolation. Do modern novels unfairly run men down, to blunt normal male characteristics and make the unlikable likable? Can a story have purpose and progression without putting a man either at the apex or the nadir of attractiveness?

I'm not really sure that this is a phenomenon outside the US. Not only does the author mention a French author, but I found Stieg Larsson's Mikael Blomkvist to me more alpha than omega.


trope

 noun \ˈtrōp\

Definition of TROPE

1
a : a word or expression used in a figurative sense : figure of speechb : a common or overused theme or device : cliché <the usual horror movie tropes>
2
: a phrase or verse added as an embellishment or interpolation to the sung parts of the Mass in the Middle Ages

Tuesday, March 13, 2012

WWotD - 13 March 2012

I was thinking the other night about how sexist The Brady Bunch looks to us today. The one episode is remember is where Greg and Marcia ran for student body president. I remember the scene when Carol almost tells Marcia to step down... and I remember being pissed about it.

The scene starts off with this ominous exchange:


Marcia: How come you don't ever play golf anymore?
Carol: With six children, a husband, a house and a dog, you ask me 'how come?'?
Marcia: (grimaces) Sorry!



I remember thinking back in the day: so what if Marcia has two extra semesters and is younger? If Greg can't handle the heat, he should get outta the kitchen (and let Alice do the cooking, because she'll pull a girl's hair to win). Humph. 

Today I watch it with a more forgiving eye.  Carol had three new stepchildren to mother, and she was trying to keep peace in the family. Although... pick up the damn golf clubs, Carol. You had a frigging housekeeper, and she rocked the whole city block (awwww, yeah).*

On a side note.... who the foo is "that creep Felix Brown"??? All we know is he's the kinda guy who takes easy girls up to the balcony at the movie theater. Sounds like the perfect guy for Marcia to have a little bit of afternoon delight with (to heck with Charlie or even Doug). And... is Rusty now working as a campaign strategist??? He had a promising future in mudslinging.

"Now if you just say that she's dating Ray J..."
* I tried to find a link to the great parody song "Rock Me Ann B Davis" (to the tune "Rock Me Amadeus"), but alas the vastness that is the Internet has failed to elicit any links :(''''''''

If you want to watch the Bunch episode, check out this link.


en·fran·chise

 verb \in-ˈfran-ˌchīz, en-\
en·fran·chiseden·fran·chis·ing


Definition of ENFRANCHISE

transitive verb
1
: to set free (as from slavery)
2
: to endow with a franchise: asa : to admit to the privileges of a citizen and especially to the right of suffrageb : to admit (a municipality) to political privileges or rights
— en·fran·chise·ment noun
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/enfranchise