WWotD - 22 February 2012

Ok, I get the idea that restaurants serve alcohol (it often takes in a LOT more money than the food). I even get the idea that fast food joints serve alcohol, especially in countries that aren't run by a bunch of Puritans like in the U.S. I can even vaguely understand why some fast food joints in the U.S. serve beer, because nothing adds to a 1500 calorie meal like a healthy 200 calories of beer to wash it all down.

But seriously, wine at White Castle?????? Do I have to wear a sequined ballgown when I sit down to a dozen Sliders, some chicken rings, cheesy fries, and a plastic cup of sassy Moscato? Classy, really really classy.

Somewhere in White Castle's corporate office, a marketing data analyst is falling out of her chair from laughing too hard.

pa·tri·cian

 noun \pə-ˈtri-shən\

Definition of PATRICIAN

1

: a member of one of the original citizen families of ancient Rome

2

a : a person of high birth : aristocratb : a person of breeding and cultivation

— patrician adjective
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/patrician