Thursday, February 23, 2012

WWotD - 23 February 2012

I refuse to believe this. That's right, on this one thing I am going for complete denial.

Speaking of rivers in Egypt....why do I need to believe in FTL speeds? Because I need to believe that one day, a transcontinental trip will only take two seconds.* Think of it....wherever you want to go, there you are.** No getting squished in Economy. No checking bags.*** No circulated air. Visit fifteen places around the world in a single day. The future is awesome!!! Yay!!!!!!!!!


*Yes, I know that the speed of light is @ 300K km/s, and the distance across the continent is @ 4K at most. But come on, you know the airlines would never be that efficient.
** Which reminds me of Chevy Chase...which for no good reason whatsoever reminds me of this:
*** And yet, I bet it still gets lost. Again, airlines :)



alac·ri·ty

 noun \ə-ˈla-krə-tē\

Definition of ALACRITY

: promptness in response : cheerful readiness <accepted the invitation with alacrity>
— alac·ri·tous  adjective
from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/alacrity

Wednesday, February 22, 2012

WWotD - 22 February 2012

Ok, I get the idea that restaurants serve alcohol (it often takes in a LOT more money than the food). I even get the idea that fast food joints serve alcohol, especially in countries that aren't run by a bunch of Puritans like in the U.S. I can even vaguely understand why some fast food joints in the U.S. serve beer, because nothing adds to a 1500 calorie meal like a healthy 200 calories of beer to wash it all down.

But seriously, wine at White Castle?????? Do I have to wear a sequined ballgown when I sit down to a dozen Sliders, some chicken rings, cheesy fries, and a plastic cup of sassy Moscato? Classy, really really classy.

Somewhere in White Castle's corporate office, a marketing data analyst is falling out of her chair from laughing too hard.


pa·tri·cian

 noun \pə-ˈtri-shən\

Definition of PATRICIAN

1
: a member of one of the original citizen families of ancient Rome
2
a : a person of high birth : aristocratb : a person of breeding and cultivation

Tuesday, February 14, 2012

WWotD - 14 February 2012

Call this a stupid question... but what IS the point of Valentine's Day? According to Wikipedia, no one is even sure who the foo St Valentine is! I can get behind the idea of any celebration that involves cake... but if no one can even remember who the dude is, why do we even call it after him????

Secondly, according to Wikipedia, Valentine's Day was inadvertently invented by Chaucer, put into overdrive by France's poem-induced "High Court of Love" and then exploited by greeting card sellers in the mid-1800s and later the flower and confectionery industries. While the former two facts are little- known, most people in the U.S. are aware that VD is a purely capitalist invention. So how are we all still guilted into playing along?

Thirdly, why is it in the U.S. that women's liberation suddenly fails on 2/14? How did men get stuck making the romantic gestures, while women only need gussy up and put out? Ladies, it's time to nut up and give men some competition in the romance department.

Fourthly, how is contrived, forced romance a good thing? Growing up I remember a place called "Sybaris" which catered to weekend romantic getaways (esp. around VD). I swear that back in the day there were commercials showing off heart-shaped beds and hot tubs for two. It sounded so contrived to me, as if people couldn't do the work of romance so farmed the labor out to Sybaris. I suppose that in the day of 10-hour workdays and 3-hour commutes it's good to have some help.

Lastly, although I say this at the risk of my crabby cred, I personally espouse random acts of love interspersed throughout the year. I'm not talking about grand gestures. I'm talking holding hands while walking around, or renting the movie you saw on your first date, or take a note from the High Court of Love and write a silly poem.

And for the record, I also espouse random acts of cake frequently interspersed throughout the year.

BTW, I know that this is a Thesaurus example, but I couldn't resist the idea that "allergy" is a near antonym to "love":


1love   

 noun \ˈləv\

Friday, February 10, 2012

WWotD - 10 February 2012

Public Service Announcement for Drivers Everywhere

When you are behind the wheel and waving pedestrians to cross the street, there's one thing you need to know: pedestrians usually cannot see you!!!

These days, your windshields are tinted for privacy and reflective to fight glare. Your side and rear windows are completely opaque. Ladies, gentlemen and others: pedestrians do not have supernatural vision. Ray-Bans do not give them special ocular powers. Wave all you want, but your chances of overcoming the laws of physics are nonexistent.

Please, don't sit for five minutes and get an arm workout trying to convince pedestrians to cross the street. Since the battle of man versus car usually favors the car, smart pedestrians prefer to wait. Just hit the accelerator and go.

Thank you.


opaque

 adj \ō-ˈpāk\

Definition of OPAQUE

1
: blocking the passage of radiant energy and especially light :exhibiting opacity (see opacity)
2
a : hard to understand or explain <opaque prose>b : obtusethickheaded


from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/opaque

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

WWotD - 7 February 2012

One thing disturbs me about how stories erupt into the social media ecosystem as they are happening. When people experience things that are upsetting, we often have a few moments of emotional overload before calming down enough to be rational. So people respond to situations and immediately write down what they are thinking...or rather, what they are feeling. Not that this only happens online; things happen and rumor mills chug out plenty of emotional judgment. But people use social media as a news source; they get swept up in the emotions and the rational viewpoint is slower to kick in.

Witness last week and the debacle with the Komen Foundation and Planned Parenthood. Mind you, I'm not choosing sides with either the Komen Foundation or Planned Parenthood; I side with the women who need regular breast exams (especially the women who are high-risk for cancer) and work my way from there.

The news as I experienced it:
1- The news broke on Twitter that the Komen Foundation was going to halt funding to Planned Parenthood, which was used for breast exams. People were immediately up at arms, and decided to switch funding Komen to donating to PP.
2- The consensus was that the head of the foundation, a well-documented anti-abortionist, had steered the foundation to quit funding PP because they are [perceived to be] pro-abortion.
3- I see the news breaks out on traditional news sites, and the response from Komen is that they've pulled the funds from most (but not all) of the clinics because of allegations made about legal improprieties.
3B- Whoops. The real reason Komen pulled the funds was because PP only distributes money for women to go to other clinics for the procedure (and Komen wants to donate directly to places where services are being performed). The decision "had been in the works for two years" to pull the funds.
4- The backlash is so fierce that a number of prominent people (like Mayor Bloomberg) step up to donate significant funds to PP to make up for the Komen funding loss, and within a week most of the loss has been covered (and the funds keep coming in).
5- Komen reverses their decision
6- The head of the Komen Foundation resigns

At first, I was pretty outraged along with everyone else. And when I was through being mad I tried to think about what was happening, from both sides of the situation. Here were some of my thoughts:

-->  Planned Parenthood, while losing important funding [for a week], has gained from this situation. One, they raised awareness that they offered free breast exams (or free breast exam referrals). Two, as a "victim" they've gained a lot of positive support. Three, they've gained a lot of donations... but it's not clear to me whether the funds coming in from all these good-meaning sources will be going directly into their breast exam program (which should be the whole point of this imbroglio). I'm not accusing PP of directly fueling the fire or orchestrating the donation redirection, but the phrase "wag the dog" exists for a reason.

--> Komen came out with two reasons for pulling the funds. If either reason had been sincere and they'd stuck to their guns, the reasons had some validity.
- If PP was allegedly engaging in questionable activity (and especially, if the Komen funds were being used for anything other than breast exams), Komen would be exposing itself to a [different :D] PR mess at best, legal implications at worst. PR and legal matters cost money, and that means fewer free breast exams for women. However, I find it tough to buy that they'd be worried about PP but not be worried (and take action) about the frooglepoopillion companies that are licensed to use Komen branding on products.
- If PP is giving breast exam referrals instead of performing the procedure on-site, I could understand Komen wanting to cut out the middle-man. That intermediary step costs money, and that's fewer free exams for women. But I find it just as tough to believe that they spent two years making this decision, but the alternate places to go for free breast exams weren't determined and communicated to the public immediately following the decision to cut the PP funds.

In summary: is Planned Parenthood really the victim, and is the Komen Foundation really the criminal? Most importantly, how does this situation impact the women who need these exams? But also important: with the tsunami of information that was broadcast via social media, will the real story of what happened ever be uncovered (and will people be too exhausted to care)?



soph·ism

 noun \ˈsä-ˌfi-zəm\

Definition of SOPHISM

1
: an argument apparently correct in form but actually invalid; especially : such an argument used to deceive

Sunday, February 5, 2012

WWotD - 5 February 2012

Because I promised to have a more upbeat post...

This weekend we had such lovely weather that I went hiking and got a weeeeee bit of a sunburn. Just a small flush of red, from about fifteen minutes of exposure. Yay global warming, we're having spring in early February!


I even saw a caterpillar



ver·mil·ion

 noun \vər-ˈmil-yən\

Definition of VERMILION

1
: a bright red pigment consisting of mercuric sulfide; broadly: any of various red pigments

Friday, February 3, 2012

WWotD - 2 February 2012

Argh, I must be more diligent about writing this blog. After all, it is my Chinese New Year's Resolution to do more writing. Bad Word E, bad!

I was reading an article about how the Virginia legislation passed a measure requiring women to have an ultrasound prior to an abortion (as well as include a copy of the ultrasound in a woman's "permanent record"):
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/virginia-senate-passes-bill-requiring-women-to-undergo-ultrasound-before-abortion/2012/01/30/gIQAW3MviQ_story.html

I don't want to get into my viewpoint about abortion, because it's not relevant to this conversation. I have only one question to ask: what medical benefits have been proven when giving a woman an ultrasound prior to abortion? I am approaching this from my perspective as an analyst and a researcher; lawmakers need to create laws that have proven effectiveness for the welfare of the people. If they start faffing about creating legislation full of hot air to pacify constituents, they only prove why they should be voted into the ranks of the unemployed.

Look, I am willing to consider research showing that over the long term, women who had the ultrasound are better able to accept their decision (regardless of what decision they made). If someone can come to me with solid research showing benefits to women, children and/or families I could even cautiously start to approve of this measure. The thing is, I'm willing to bet there is no available research showing that (after removing all variables) required ultrasounds curtail the number of abortions performed. That pisses me off.

I'm sure someone will say after this legislation goes into effect that there are fewer abortions (because there will be fewer abortions). But they won't be able to prove that abortions decreased significantly when you account for 1) women who went to other states to have abortions to avoid the requirement and 2) women who decided against abortion because of the perceived stigma of "permanent records". Why can't they prove it? because that data won't exist. The same grandstander who quotes the decrease in abortion numbers will also likely fail to mention research proving their assertions about the positive health impacts the requirement will have. Why won't they say anything about the health benefits? because that research also won't exist.

What infuriates me the most is that no one is really getting what they want. The "pro-choice" supporters feel that women are being bullied into not getting abortions in Virginia. The "pro-life" supporters won't save the lives they're hoping to save. It's all chaff and no wheat. *sigh*

On a side (and more controversial) note, I also feel this issue is another failure at eradicating sexism in health care. It's like health insurance covering erectile dysfunction but not female birth control. I have yet to see any data proving that erections are medically necessary but that birth control is not (especially considering the former increases the need for the latter!!!). I'm glad that problem is finally being addressed, but then new issues like this law arise. Pregnancy takes two people, and I say if laws are created to visually document the decision to have an abortion, then both ovum donor and sperm donor should have a "permanent record". Instead of requiring an ultrasound, how about requiring a significantly cheaper DNA test and putting the test in the record of both donors??? Taking this ridiculous "improvement" of the law to another level, VA State Senator Howell has another suggestion: require men to have a medically unnecessary procedure for a contentious treatment to share in medical stigma.  

PS: note to self: next WWotD needs to be more optimistic.


su·per·flu·ous

 adj \s-ˈpər-flü-əs\

Definition of SUPERFLUOUS

1
a : exceeding what is sufficient or necessary : extrab : not needed : unnecessary
2
obsolete : marked by wastefulness : extravagant