Friday, February 10, 2012

WWotD - 10 February 2012

Public Service Announcement for Drivers Everywhere

When you are behind the wheel and waving pedestrians to cross the street, there's one thing you need to know: pedestrians usually cannot see you!!!

These days, your windshields are tinted for privacy and reflective to fight glare. Your side and rear windows are completely opaque. Ladies, gentlemen and others: pedestrians do not have supernatural vision. Ray-Bans do not give them special ocular powers. Wave all you want, but your chances of overcoming the laws of physics are nonexistent.

Please, don't sit for five minutes and get an arm workout trying to convince pedestrians to cross the street. Since the battle of man versus car usually favors the car, smart pedestrians prefer to wait. Just hit the accelerator and go.

Thank you.


opaque

 adj \ō-ˈpāk\

Definition of OPAQUE

1
: blocking the passage of radiant energy and especially light :exhibiting opacity (see opacity)
2
a : hard to understand or explain <opaque prose>b : obtusethickheaded


from http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/opaque

Tuesday, February 7, 2012

WWotD - 7 February 2012

One thing disturbs me about how stories erupt into the social media ecosystem as they are happening. When people experience things that are upsetting, we often have a few moments of emotional overload before calming down enough to be rational. So people respond to situations and immediately write down what they are thinking...or rather, what they are feeling. Not that this only happens online; things happen and rumor mills chug out plenty of emotional judgment. But people use social media as a news source; they get swept up in the emotions and the rational viewpoint is slower to kick in.

Witness last week and the debacle with the Komen Foundation and Planned Parenthood. Mind you, I'm not choosing sides with either the Komen Foundation or Planned Parenthood; I side with the women who need regular breast exams (especially the women who are high-risk for cancer) and work my way from there.

The news as I experienced it:
1- The news broke on Twitter that the Komen Foundation was going to halt funding to Planned Parenthood, which was used for breast exams. People were immediately up at arms, and decided to switch funding Komen to donating to PP.
2- The consensus was that the head of the foundation, a well-documented anti-abortionist, had steered the foundation to quit funding PP because they are [perceived to be] pro-abortion.
3- I see the news breaks out on traditional news sites, and the response from Komen is that they've pulled the funds from most (but not all) of the clinics because of allegations made about legal improprieties.
3B- Whoops. The real reason Komen pulled the funds was because PP only distributes money for women to go to other clinics for the procedure (and Komen wants to donate directly to places where services are being performed). The decision "had been in the works for two years" to pull the funds.
4- The backlash is so fierce that a number of prominent people (like Mayor Bloomberg) step up to donate significant funds to PP to make up for the Komen funding loss, and within a week most of the loss has been covered (and the funds keep coming in).
5- Komen reverses their decision
6- The head of the Komen Foundation resigns

At first, I was pretty outraged along with everyone else. And when I was through being mad I tried to think about what was happening, from both sides of the situation. Here were some of my thoughts:

-->  Planned Parenthood, while losing important funding [for a week], has gained from this situation. One, they raised awareness that they offered free breast exams (or free breast exam referrals). Two, as a "victim" they've gained a lot of positive support. Three, they've gained a lot of donations... but it's not clear to me whether the funds coming in from all these good-meaning sources will be going directly into their breast exam program (which should be the whole point of this imbroglio). I'm not accusing PP of directly fueling the fire or orchestrating the donation redirection, but the phrase "wag the dog" exists for a reason.

--> Komen came out with two reasons for pulling the funds. If either reason had been sincere and they'd stuck to their guns, the reasons had some validity.
- If PP was allegedly engaging in questionable activity (and especially, if the Komen funds were being used for anything other than breast exams), Komen would be exposing itself to a [different :D] PR mess at best, legal implications at worst. PR and legal matters cost money, and that means fewer free breast exams for women. However, I find it tough to buy that they'd be worried about PP but not be worried (and take action) about the frooglepoopillion companies that are licensed to use Komen branding on products.
- If PP is giving breast exam referrals instead of performing the procedure on-site, I could understand Komen wanting to cut out the middle-man. That intermediary step costs money, and that's fewer free exams for women. But I find it just as tough to believe that they spent two years making this decision, but the alternate places to go for free breast exams weren't determined and communicated to the public immediately following the decision to cut the PP funds.

In summary: is Planned Parenthood really the victim, and is the Komen Foundation really the criminal? Most importantly, how does this situation impact the women who need these exams? But also important: with the tsunami of information that was broadcast via social media, will the real story of what happened ever be uncovered (and will people be too exhausted to care)?



soph·ism

 noun \ˈsä-ˌfi-zəm\

Definition of SOPHISM

1
: an argument apparently correct in form but actually invalid; especially : such an argument used to deceive

Sunday, February 5, 2012

WWotD - 5 February 2012

Because I promised to have a more upbeat post...

This weekend we had such lovely weather that I went hiking and got a weeeeee bit of a sunburn. Just a small flush of red, from about fifteen minutes of exposure. Yay global warming, we're having spring in early February!


I even saw a caterpillar



ver·mil·ion

 noun \vər-ˈmil-yən\

Definition of VERMILION

1
: a bright red pigment consisting of mercuric sulfide; broadly: any of various red pigments

Friday, February 3, 2012

WWotD - 2 February 2012

Argh, I must be more diligent about writing this blog. After all, it is my Chinese New Year's Resolution to do more writing. Bad Word E, bad!

I was reading an article about how the Virginia legislation passed a measure requiring women to have an ultrasound prior to an abortion (as well as include a copy of the ultrasound in a woman's "permanent record"):
http://www.washingtonpost.com/local/dc-politics/virginia-senate-passes-bill-requiring-women-to-undergo-ultrasound-before-abortion/2012/01/30/gIQAW3MviQ_story.html

I don't want to get into my viewpoint about abortion, because it's not relevant to this conversation. I have only one question to ask: what medical benefits have been proven when giving a woman an ultrasound prior to abortion? I am approaching this from my perspective as an analyst and a researcher; lawmakers need to create laws that have proven effectiveness for the welfare of the people. If they start faffing about creating legislation full of hot air to pacify constituents, they only prove why they should be voted into the ranks of the unemployed.

Look, I am willing to consider research showing that over the long term, women who had the ultrasound are better able to accept their decision (regardless of what decision they made). If someone can come to me with solid research showing benefits to women, children and/or families I could even cautiously start to approve of this measure. The thing is, I'm willing to bet there is no available research showing that (after removing all variables) required ultrasounds curtail the number of abortions performed. That pisses me off.

I'm sure someone will say after this legislation goes into effect that there are fewer abortions (because there will be fewer abortions). But they won't be able to prove that abortions decreased significantly when you account for 1) women who went to other states to have abortions to avoid the requirement and 2) women who decided against abortion because of the perceived stigma of "permanent records". Why can't they prove it? because that data won't exist. The same grandstander who quotes the decrease in abortion numbers will also likely fail to mention research proving their assertions about the positive health impacts the requirement will have. Why won't they say anything about the health benefits? because that research also won't exist.

What infuriates me the most is that no one is really getting what they want. The "pro-choice" supporters feel that women are being bullied into not getting abortions in Virginia. The "pro-life" supporters won't save the lives they're hoping to save. It's all chaff and no wheat. *sigh*

On a side (and more controversial) note, I also feel this issue is another failure at eradicating sexism in health care. It's like health insurance covering erectile dysfunction but not female birth control. I have yet to see any data proving that erections are medically necessary but that birth control is not (especially considering the former increases the need for the latter!!!). I'm glad that problem is finally being addressed, but then new issues like this law arise. Pregnancy takes two people, and I say if laws are created to visually document the decision to have an abortion, then both ovum donor and sperm donor should have a "permanent record". Instead of requiring an ultrasound, how about requiring a significantly cheaper DNA test and putting the test in the record of both donors??? Taking this ridiculous "improvement" of the law to another level, VA State Senator Howell has another suggestion: require men to have a medically unnecessary procedure for a contentious treatment to share in medical stigma.  

PS: note to self: next WWotD needs to be more optimistic.


su·per·flu·ous

 adj \s-ˈpər-flü-əs\

Definition of SUPERFLUOUS

1
a : exceeding what is sufficient or necessary : extrab : not needed : unnecessary
2
obsolete : marked by wastefulness : extravagant


Sunday, January 15, 2012

WWotD - 15 January 2012

Today I was watching Pretty in Pink again, the touching story of a strong, quirky young woman who falls for a preppy guy from the right side of the tracks (aka Blane, emo before emo was cool)... cue star-crossed lovers scenario. Rounding out the cast of characters is Andie's father (in a deep funk since his wife left him), her punk friend and co-worker Iona, and everybody's favorite troll Duckie (who's not so quietly jonesing to hook up with Andie).

As is true with most stories, I wonder what happens after the story ends. Did I think Andie and Blane would stay together? My answer: no. When I thought about why she would ditch his ass after college in the fall, I had a revelation: everyone that Andie surrounded herself with was in some form of arrested development.

  1. Andie's father stopped living after his wife left, forcing Andie to become the adult in the relationship.  
  2. Iona was in her 30s and working in a record store, in destructive relationships typical of youth.
  3. Duckie was afraid of the end of high school and what comes next... so he finds himself "in love" with the girl who represents his childhood.
  4. Blane was afraid of what all people thought of him. Afraid of not living up to what his parents wanted, and craving the approval of his "friends". 

At the end of the movie, Andie's father makes his first steps to move on, Iona puts on her "mom" clothes and dates a normal guy, and Duckie finds his Duckette. But Blane? I don't think he's really grown. Andie has her shit together, the people in her life are finally getting their shit together, and she's not going to want to play mommy to her boyfriend.

Maybe I'm just overthinking a John Hughes film.


pu·er·ile

 adj \ˈpy(-ə)r-əl, -ˌī(-ə)l\

Definition of PUERILE

2
: childishsilly <puerile remarks>
— pu·er·ile·ly adverb
— pu·er·il·i·ty noun

Friday, January 13, 2012

WWotD - 13 January 2012

Finally, finally.... I finished reading all five of the A Song of Ice and Fire series (aka A Game of Thrones, for those prefer their books as TV series). I'm a quick reader, but 4000+ pages is a weeeee bit much to read continuously. It's been fun while it's lasted but I'm glad to move on to something new.

My impressions of George RR Martins series:

  1. In Westeros, people die. Maybe. Or maybe not. We're taking Moldavia here. 
  2. There is a lot of discussion and focus on food in the novels. Someone should do a count of all mentions of what's eaten. Any bets as to whether "dog" has been mentioned more than twenty times???
  3. I appreciate that the characters are venal, myopicunctuous and constantly equivocate. That is, they are human. What looks like heroism at first glance rarely stands up to any scrutiny, and heroes aren't guaranteed immortality. 
  4. I find it fascinating that they have a history going back over ten thousand years but have only advanced to our world's Middle Ages era. I'm also trying to figure out how they can have summers or winters that last for years; perhaps it's in relation to their planet's axis and path around their sun?
  5. Speaking of time... seriously, only two years have passed in the story? Some of the characters read years beyond their chronological ages. Makes me wonder how much their "years" differ from ours. And yes, I know that in the Middle Ages people grew up (and died) much younger than occurs in modern society...but come on!
  6. I love that there are so many characters and that we see the story unfold through so many eyes. You can see why there is so much conflict and what motivates actions and reactions. If I were to nitpick, I only wish there were a couple characters who were less involved and more on the sidelines. 
  7. I also love that the story isn't afraid to take crazy and inexplicable tangents which may or may not get tied up over time. My life is a series of unrelated tangents...thus far no higher purpose has occurred. 

My final word... how the heck is George Martin ever going to finish this series? It took over 1000 pages (and something like five years of writing) to handle half of his cast of characters in the most recent volume!


dire

 adj \ˈdī(-ə)r\
dir·erdir·est

Definition of DIRE

1
a : exciting horror <dire suffering>b : dismaloppressive <dire days>
2
: warning of disaster <a dire forecast>
3
a : desperately urgent <dire need>b : extreme <dire poverty>
— dire·ly adverb
— dire·ness noun

Tuesday, January 3, 2012

WWotD - 3 January 2012

Today my floor lamp decided to go all crazypants on me, and would only go one-way instead of three-way (that's what he said). I appreciate quality mood lighting as much as the next person, especially for pretending I'm in a speakeasy drinkin' some hooch and talking like Dorothy Parker. Nevertheless, most of the time it's good to see furniture instead of bumping into it.

Anyhoo, so I tried changing the bulb and still had the same problem. Double d'oh!  It was looking like it was time for a new floor lamp. *sigh*

And then I tried changing to a third bulb, and it worked. Yippie doo!

I'm not sure whether this is some kind of metaphor for life and not giving up on simple solutions, or a commentary on crappy quality of three-way lightbulbs. You be the judge.



ef·ful·gence

noun \i-ˈfl-jən(t)s, e-, -ˈfəl-\

Definition of EFFULGENCE

: radiant splendor : brilliance
— ef·ful·gent adjective